Horror after man plunges 938ft to death from Skywalk tower

I find it's best not to have sex anywhere near a clock. Its 2 people fuckin on a clock tower for shits and gigs! Why don't they procreate like normal people, with test tubes and shit? In this case, couple is a singular noun! No Begging for Upvotes. You know you're reading a work of professional journalism when "pics" has been added to the headline I really, really, really really really really really really